You know, one time, in a comedic refrain, I heard Rodney Dangerfield say, “Beautiful kids. Beautiful kids. You have beautiful kids. Thank God my wife had the presence of mind to cheat on me”.
Just gonna leave that here...
Yes marriage is very unappealing to the man...or whatever is left of maleness...he will live to regret that liaison...
“I’d get down to the gates of Hell and Satan would JUMP OUT....RRROOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! Ah #@$#...you were married huh? Well, I guess there’s nothing much new for you here. Well, I’ll give you the nickel tour anyway....see that? That’s where we torment the soul.......OOOOOOOH! Say, you didn’t happen to see any single guys coming down the tunnel did you? I can scare the $#@# out of them. Oh &*(! ....you were married twice? Want a job? That qualifies you for the job placement program here in Hell...”
- Sam Kinison