[GnuThere]

A police officer (now retired presumably on a pension with great benefits).
I just can’t imagine what $he $aw in him...must be his blue eyes.
It reminds me of a local retired FBI guy so old he can barely walk, puzzled about why a married neighbor was overtly hitting on him. Well, maybe she looked up your life expectancy...

[sparklite2]

It reminds me of a local retired FBI guy so old he can barely walk

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So on their honeymoon, the geriatric groom stumbles out of the bridal suite and meets some of his friends poolside. He is shaking, pale, and with blood-shot eyes. A friend asked if having such a young bride wasn’t risky business.

The old man replied, “So what? If she dies, she dies.”

[usconservative]

A police officer (now retired presumably on a pension with great benefits). I just can’t imagine what $he $aw in him...must be his blue eyes.

I'm likely the only male on this forum who'll say it, yet I'll say it anyway: He should've known better for a whole plethora of reasons. Perhaps he let his ego and his little head do the thinking for his big head and still, he should've known better.

Go ahead, flame away. I've got my flame retardant suit on.