Had a 6-oz Dilly Bar today. I’ll probably gain 2 pounds from it. Whoever said matter can’t be created from nothing has never met my metabolism.
Next time you go to a Dairy Queen for a Dilly Bar, ask for the Double Dilly. I invented it at the Gatlinburg DQ decades ago ... it is the regular Dilly dipped in the butterscotch topping. To get one, it is a special order.