Transporting the pelican across state lines may be a violation of the Mann Act. On a recent drive I became very disturbed. The sight of all those infants lying in the gutters was bad enough but when I saw a gentleman in a three piece suit on the side of the road selling pencils I realized we were in real trouble.
Old Joke.
During the Depression a guy was standing on a street corner holding a sign that said “Apples for Sale, $5,000 each”.
A guy stops, looks at the sign and say, are you crazy, how do you expect to sell any Apples?
The Seller responds, I only have to sell one.