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Props to Hammacher Schlemmer
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Posted on 01/06/2019 7:09:37 AM PST by Twotone

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I saw this posted on Facebook. The title is mine, as there wasn't one with the posting. Too funny not to share...
1 posted on 01/06/2019 7:09:37 AM PST by Twotone
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To: Twotone

No Roomba here. The cats would kill it.


2 posted on 01/06/2019 7:13:12 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: Twotone

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Wow!

Aside from the fact that we long ago rid ourselves of the filthiest thing on Earth (carpets) I knew that there was no good reason to own a roomba!
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3 posted on 01/06/2019 7:16:57 AM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Twotone

This is a pretty shi**y story :)


4 posted on 01/06/2019 7:25:49 AM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Twotone

Can Yuba clean the Roomba with his toothbrush down in Cuba?


5 posted on 01/06/2019 7:27:56 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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Pray for me. I just adopted a new dog who’s about 6 months old. He’s very friendly and, at first glance, looked like a black and white Great Dane. On closer observation he looks more like an American Staffordshire Terrier (HORRORS!! AKA PIT BULL). The same thing happened with the dog who just died at nearly age 14, who turned out to be mostly AST instead of Great Dane. Only saving grace is I don’t have a Roomba, meaning I’m just in for conventional pooptaculars. However, I do have an eight year old Dane to go along with the new doggie.


6 posted on 01/06/2019 7:28:18 AM PST by libstripper
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To: Twotone

OMG that is hysterical.


7 posted on 01/06/2019 7:28:40 AM PST by McGavin999 (Border security without a wall is like having a Ring doorbell without a door)
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To: Twotone

We have a Roomba. It runs during the day while we are away. There is no way I could sleep through it running.


8 posted on 01/06/2019 7:33:19 AM PST by IndispensableDestiny
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To: Twotone

H.S. sells lots of low quality junk is our experience. Maybe we were just lucky. /S


9 posted on 01/06/2019 7:35:12 AM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists call 'em what you will they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: Twotone

Wow! That dog must have big poopies!

Ha! Thanks for posting.


10 posted on 01/06/2019 7:38:32 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: rockinqsranch

Really stepped in it,seriously.


11 posted on 01/06/2019 7:40:40 AM PST by Big Red Badger (Despised by the Despicable!)
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To: Twotone

Yep, I've been reading about these incidents much more frequently the past year than before. Wouldn't own a Roomba if you gave it to me!

12 posted on 01/06/2019 7:43:22 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: Twotone

Crappy story... ;-)......maybe the Roomba scared it out of the poor puppy when it started up....


13 posted on 01/06/2019 7:44:00 AM PST by trebb (Put your money where your mouth is - or be deemed "empty hot air worthless")
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To: Twotone

Funny stuff! Gives new meaning to, “the scat hitting the rotary ventilator”


14 posted on 01/06/2019 7:45:46 AM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: libstripper

Of course he’s a pitbull. Just about every single dog in the pound is a pitbull.

Because pitbull owners.


15 posted on 01/06/2019 7:50:13 AM PST by Celerity
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To: McGavin999

That beats Dave Barry’s colonoscopy column!


16 posted on 01/06/2019 7:54:55 AM PST by RebelTXRose (Our Lady of Fatima, Pray for us! PRAY THE ROSARY!)
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To: Twotone
Someone sold our name to Hammacher Schlemmer and we get those catalogues in the mail. I am always amused at the bizarre inventions they come up with. Like a gyroscopic watch winder for only $18,000.00. I wonder if people really buy some of that stuff.


17 posted on 01/06/2019 7:57:34 AM PST by Baynative ("A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore)
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To: RebelTXRose

I’m a pet owner and the reason this is so funny is you easily see this happen with a new puppy or a very senior dog.


18 posted on 01/06/2019 7:58:28 AM PST by McGavin999 (Border security without a wall is like having a Ring doorbell without a door)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

All it takes is one really good musher. I know. I have a Great Dane.


19 posted on 01/06/2019 8:02:13 AM PST by libstripper
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To: RebelTXRose

Please, please, post a copy. I’m going to have one later this year.


20 posted on 01/06/2019 8:03:51 AM PST by libstripper
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