[Gay State Conservative]

Reminds me of a joke that George Burns used to tell when he was in his 90s. He'd be on stage smoking that cigar of his,big grin on his face and he'd say...”Three doctors have told me to quit smoking.Two are dead and the third one isn't feeling too good”.

[ridesthemiles]

I remember when Burns was in his 90’s & Caesar’s Palace wanted to sign him to a 10 year performance contract.

He turned them down....Said he couldn’t be sure THEY would still be in business in 10 years.