My ode on the new House of Representatives
Congress is now back in town
And they’re led by Pelosi the clown
With the Dems now in charge, their mission is large
It’s to bring the President down
The committee named Ju-diciary
Is led by a fat guy name Jerry
Nadler’s his name, impeachment his game
The next two years will be scary
Elijah will lead oversight
He doesn’t appear very bright
He’s from Baltimore, and he’s such a whore
His goal will be just to indict
Intelligence lead goes to Schiff
He’ll review all the stuff in a skiff
Then CNN gets a call, and he spills it all
Schiff the leaker should jump off a cliff
The biggest joke of them all
Maxine Waters getting the call
Financial stuff is the gig, and that’s really big
She’ll get to steal another big haul
A new name entered the fray
And she made some news the first day
The Palestinean clucker, who said Motherf**cker
For that comment someday she’ll pay
Ocasio Cortez is not
The brightest bulb in the lot
She says stupid stuff, a lot off the cuff
But as a looker she is kinda hot
So buckle up my friends for the ride
As we stand with Q by our side
He says trust the plan, hope the sh*t hits the fan
And derps will all soon will get fried
Re: post 971
Very good! :)
I especially love the last stanza:
So buckle up my friends for the ride
As we stand with Q by our side
He says trust the plan, hope the sh*t hits the fan
And derps will all soon will get fried