Trying to figure out which chicken in the barnyard Jawk was. Obviously not Foghorn, an alpha rooster. Was he:
the young whippersnapper, or
the nerd derp, or
the cackling hen derp.
I'm leaning towards the cackling hen.
Seems like the most likely one to make a "they're picking on me" chart.
Bagster
I like cackling hen; so becoming and fits soi theme
WWG1WGA
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