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Wow, you don't see this happening everyday. (I hope)
1 posted on 12/29/2018 10:24:05 AM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: windcliff; stylecouncilor; onedoug

Floriduh news story ping.


2 posted on 12/29/2018 10:24:42 AM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Florida Woman again!


3 posted on 12/29/2018 10:28:48 AM PST by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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she woudl have escaped too if she hadn’t had to stop and have her diaper changed-


4 posted on 12/29/2018 10:29:34 AM PST by Bob434
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5 posted on 12/29/2018 10:30:36 AM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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I’ll be one of those “voices” speaking to her was named Crystal Meth.


6 posted on 12/29/2018 10:36:27 AM PST by Always A Marine ("When you strike at a king, you must kill him" - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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7 posted on 12/29/2018 10:38:13 AM PST by Phil DiBasquette
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To: I Drive Too Fast
"Florida Man would like to meet Florida Woman for conjugal visits."


8 posted on 12/29/2018 10:38:20 AM PST by moovova
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Definitely a unique story.


10 posted on 12/29/2018 10:44:58 AM PST by EdnaMode
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Three hots and a cot may be what she was after.


11 posted on 12/29/2018 10:46:15 AM PST by fso301
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Are we sure this wasn’t Christine Ford?


14 posted on 12/29/2018 10:56:57 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: I Drive Too Fast; null and void

[and fleeing on a tricycle]

Well, there’s the problem.

Everybody knows the Big Wheel gives you the speed you need.

And makes really cool tail-slides, too.


15 posted on 12/29/2018 10:58:43 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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You can't Title IX Florida Man...

19 posted on 12/29/2018 11:12:10 AM PST by Snickering Hound
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Tip: if you are escaping on a tricycle do not keep ring the bell.


21 posted on 12/29/2018 11:16:27 AM PST by Leep (Leftist are neither liberal or democratic. Nor are they pro American.)
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Childish...


23 posted on 12/29/2018 11:47:50 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me htt7ps://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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Thank you. I wasn’t sure if this should have been excerpted.


24 posted on 12/29/2018 11:51:31 AM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: I Drive Too Fast

There’s definitely something in the water in Florida.


25 posted on 12/29/2018 12:12:49 PM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Yep, just as I thought: Drugs.


28 posted on 12/29/2018 12:39:58 PM PST by sciencewriter86
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To: I Drive Too Fast; 100American; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; ...

A tricycle. LOL!

DANG!


33 posted on 12/29/2018 1:06:01 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Ya lyublyu kovfefe!)
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She should claim “not guilty by reason of infantilization” and be held in the juvie facility.


41 posted on 12/29/2018 4:59:38 PM PST by GnuThere
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Looks like a hard life with lots of booze/drugs may have interfered with he ability to concoct a viable plan....


42 posted on 12/30/2018 3:25:48 AM PST by trebb (Those who don't donate anything tend to be empty gasbags...no-value-added types)
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