[Robwin]

Gun control activists close a gaping loophole in America's failure to totally disarm.

[StACase]

If you follow the link, you will run across this statement:

The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

[pepsionice]

I’m surprised that no one has established a minimum age for lawn darts yet.

[Doogle]

[GreyFriar]

I remember having a pneumatic gun that shot ping pong balls when I was a kid in the 1950’s.

[csvset]

Won’t be too far fetched if the Left has their way.

[a fool in paradise]

[redfreedom]

How about rocks? A rock is a large heavy object that can be thrown at high velocities and have been known to kill people, after all, let’s face it in the Middle East they still stone people to death.

I think there should be a mandatory back ground check and dangerous weapons permit required before anyone can order a load of gravel for their driveway.

Contractors using such dangerous materials for road construction should be required to keep people a safe distance, much like they do when blasting, to prevent people from killing one another.

[maddog55]

Satire... for now.

[Roccus]

Gee Whiz, John. How come you have been singled out and forced to add the word (Satire) to your pieces.

I guess Jim just doesn’t like you as much as he does other satirists.