Not, me. Them.
Being in my 60’s, I asked my wife why the hell didn’t I get any pot for Christmas. She said I was too old, never smoked dope in the 60’s and 70’s and it’s illegal in our state. I said the kids don’t care about me and my sanity. She retorted “you don’t have any sanity” so with hurt feelings I gave up the argument. I did get a great pair of floor mats for my truck though. This pot thing is pretty complicated. Next year I’m going to ask for a water pipe, do they still make those? It’s hell to get old.