[sparklite2]

If everyone would talk to these creeps and waste 5-10 minutes of their time ...

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A guy’s driving down an old country road and he sees a farmer in his orchard feeding his pigs, but what he’s doing is he’s taking one pig at a time, holding him up, letting him eat an apple out of the tree, and then setting him down before picking up another pig and letting him eat an apple.

So the guy pulls over and walks up to the farmer and he says, “Wouldn’t it save time to just knock all the apples on the ground and let the pigs eat them all at once?”

And the farmer, confused, looks at him and says, “Yeah, but what’s time to a pig?”

[utax]

Yeah - well i’m retired with time on my hands (and easily amused as you can tell). I enjoy the thought of building up their hope that they’ve got a live one on the line and are going to make some money - just to dash them at the end.