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Posted a few days ago by someone else:

Question: What’s the brown substance on the piano stool?

Answer: Beethoven’s last movement.

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During one of Beethoven’s last concerts, he stood up and spoke to the audience:

Beethoven: “Are you pumped, yet?”

Audience: “YEAH!!!!!!”

Beethoven; “I can’t hear you!”