If they'll add those two truthful categories even Republicans would watch their show...
They should turn it into one of those 1990s-style gladiator "reality" shows, make them put on the padded suits and use big padded clubs to try to knock one another into a dunk tank. Last one standing gets the Oscar. But I guess that wouldn't be as dignified as spouting some SJW bull**** while wearing a multi-thousand dollar down and a $7000 handbag, both undeclared 'gifts' from some gay hosebag "designer".