[wally_bert]

If I lived in the country, I’d have a daily burning of tons of junk mail that my wife has to have.

I despise mail for the most part, all cardboard, newspapers, and promotional knick knacks.

[SaveFerris]

[I’d have a daily burning of tons of junk mail]

I got a free sample of Pantene in my junk mail.

Well, there really is no such thing as junk mail!

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