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To: SERKIT; All
In other words, don’t become a troll’s chewy toy.

Submitted for the protection of the village.

Rule number one, and the most important rule of them all: Never, EVER defend. ALWAYS attack.

He who defends has already lost. Make the troll defend. Do not let the troll choose the battlefield. Make him fight on YOUR battlefield. If the troll initiates a line of attack, change the subject.

Change targets, avenues of attack, and , if you have mastered them, change gung fu styles constantly. Confuse the opponent and keep them off balance. Do not allow them to stand with feet firmly planted. While they defend one point of attack, you have already moved on to another.

If you find their squishy soft spot, stay on target until their head explodes. Now is the time to focus. Be relentless.

If they cuss you or threaten you, you win. That is a sign that their head has exploded. Rejoice in your victory.

Never show anger. EVER. Make the enemy show his anger.

You are playing to the mob. The troll knows this. Make the mob your greatest weapon. Make the mob laugh at him. Laughter is kryptonite to the troll. They will flee the battlefield AFTER their head explodes. Rejoice in your victory.

Keep the troll's focus upon you if your gung fu is superior. Do not allow him to engage a weaker opponent. If your gung fu is inferior, do not engage. You will lose against a skilled opponent.

If your gung fu is weak, do not attempt to assist a master. You will only get in the way and weaken the master. And he may lose.

If the troll is damaging an innocent, and you are skilled, attempt to draw fire upon yourself. The innocent must be protected and avenged.

Know your limitations. A good rule of thumb is; if not confident in your gung fu, do not feed the trolls. This is not always possible, and when not, choose your greatest champion.

Be gracious in victory. It is enough to win. Accept surrender if offered and allow the enemy his face.

These are the mysterious ways of North Shao Lin Troll style gung fu. All cannot be revealed, nor should it be.

Bag Tzu

The Art of Trolling

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41 posted on 12/15/2018 12:37:12 AM PST by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster; Jim Robinson; Admin Moderator
BAGSTER: "Rule number one, and the most important rule of them all: Never, EVER defend. ALWAYS attack.

Here we see THE primary reason that Free Republic has had so many heated battles over issues related to "Q".

For the past year Bagster and the FReepers he rallies to his cause have treated everything related to any discussion of "Q" as a battle. No sincere attempt is made at dialogue or reasoning, it is all handled as a war against fellow FREEPERS who are all defined as "trolls" if they dare to doubt or challenge any of the Q narratives.

Is it any wonder that many FReepers have recoiled in disgust at this "Q" group..... so many good FReepers have lashed out AFTER being mocked, insulted, demeaned countless times. Here Bagster affirms that it is his METHOD and PURPOSE to inflame, insult, disparage, and mock. Many good FReepers have left the site because of Bagster and his ilk, or been forced out after they over-react to his malicious trolling.

Here he has admitted and even ***boasted*** that his cynical trolling is all part of a strategy to provoke hostilities with countless fellow FReepers who he defines as "trolls."

Numerous good conservative pro-America pro-MAGA FReepers are not onboard with the "Q" movement, but they are all defined as "trolls" and attacked, defamed, insulted, etc. if they dare to question or challenge the Q stuff. He actively works to get FReepers banned and actively works to HARM the qualities reasonable discussion among conservatives that have been so central to FR for so long. Bagster is poison to FreeRepublic, by his own admissions.

He thinks it is all in a greater cause of "Q" but nonetheless, it is a pure TROLL strategy of his own, purely cynical and malicious. It goes 100% against basic site rules and conservative ideals of Free Republic.
49 posted on 12/15/2018 4:28:19 AM PST by Trump_the_Evil_Left (FReeper formerly known as Enchante (registered Sept. 5, 2001), back from the wild....)
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To: bagster

What infuriates them the most is just skipping over their comments and never engage them, then sit back and watch how long it takes before they are constantly commenting to themselves like Gollum.

https://youtu.be/tcsd3DW9pPs


56 posted on 12/15/2018 5:19:18 AM PST by MagnoliaB (You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
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To: bagster

I had an idea as it relates to trolls. Answer them with a totally unrelated answer. Example: when a troll asks a question to try n trip u up, respond with: I will be happy to send u my recipe for banana bread or I don’t live in your area so I cant tell you if its going to rain tomorrow or not. Just a thought.


106 posted on 12/15/2018 7:35:23 AM PST by GYPSY286
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To: bagster

great advice from the Troll Master.

and thanks for always having our backs.


134 posted on 12/15/2018 8:40:45 AM PST by bitt (,)
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To: bagster

Lol. Bag Tzu


156 posted on 12/15/2018 9:15:14 AM PST by rebelskid
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To: bagster

#41
What an amazing post, Bag Tzu! The Art of Trolling, indeed.


592 posted on 12/15/2018 5:50:31 PM PST by WWG1WWA (Beware the fury of a patient man)
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