>>since you are a hopeless raging alcoholic RIGHT NOW
My but you are really strange. I’m a tee-totaler and have never tasted alcohol. You’ve got some really strong problem there in your aggression. As for the basement, I’ve collected wine for my husband for decades. I can actually do vertical sniffings, since I can’t do tastings. And since he lost interest in the bottles, they’ve sat unlooked at and undusted for the last twenty years. Lousy for the light wines. Pretty good for the heavier cabs. I’m betting 40 percent of the cellar is vinegar, and the rest spectacular. Correction to never. I was so curious about the ‘61 Lafite Rothschild that I tasted one drop on my finger. It was everything they said about it. No matter what I stuffed into my mouth, I couldn’t get rid of the taste.
Never explain.
Sorry that went over your head, never mind.
I am sure he was joking. In a not so funny way. Some people are like that.
I’m sure he meant no offense.
A few weeks ago there was a long back and forth where someone here declared that if you had more than x amount of drinks in a certain period you were a hopeless alcoholic. It was a hard and fast rule that was not up for discussion and was defended to the point if ridiculousness. I’m thinking that xone was just joking about that.