Posted on 12/10/2018 10:18:07 PM PST by ransomnote
Submitted for the protection of the village.
Rule number one, and the most important rule of them all:
Never, EVER defend. ALWAYS attack.
He who defends has already lost. Make the troll defend.
Do not let the troll choose the battlefield. Make him fight on YOUR battlefield. If the troll initiates a line of attack, change the subject.
Change targets, avenues of attack, and , if you have mastered them, change gung fu styles constantly. Confuse the opponent and keep them off balance. Do not allow them to stand with feet firmly planted. While they defend one point of attack, you have already moved on to another.
If you find their squishy soft spot, stay on target until their head explodes. Now is the time to focus. Be relentless.
If they cuss you or threaten you, you win. That is a sign that their head has exploded. Rejoice in your victory.
Never show anger. EVER. Make the enemy show his anger.
You are playing to the mob. The troll knows this. Make the mob your greatest weapon. Make the mob laugh at him. Laughter is kryptonite to the troll. They will flee the battlefield AFTER their head explodes. Rejoice in your victory.
Keep the troll's focus upon you if your gung fu is superior. Do not allow him to engage a weaker opponent. If your gung fu is inferior, do not engage. You will lose against a skilled opponent.
If your gung fu is weak, do not attempt to assist a master. You will only get in the way and weaken the master. And he may lose.
If the troll is damaging an innocent, and you are skilled, attempt to draw fire upon yourself. The innocent must be protected and avenged.
Know your limitations. A good rule of thumb is; if not confident in your gung fu, do not feed the trolls. This is not always possible, and when not, choose your greatest champion.
Be gracious in victory. It is enough to win. Accept surrender if offered and allow the enemy his face.
These are the mysterious ways of North Shao Lin Troll style gung fu. All cannot be revealed, nor should it be.
Bag Tzu
The Art of Trolling
What if a troll trolls and no-one answers?
Sometimes the only way to win is not to play their game.
( Example when their game was played is the thread with link about the clintoon foundation:
It is no more:
HUGE! Clinton Foundation Witnesses Say Huber Team LOST THEIR Evidence Had to Send It THREE TIMES
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3712706/posts?page=1#1
A careful reading of Bag Tzu's "The Art of Trolling" reveals this;
A good rule of thumb is; if not confident in your gung fu, do not feed the trolls. This is not always possible, and when not, choose your greatest champion.
Bagster
Masterbagsfull!
Imagine being Slick Willie, and having to deal with 2 Hillarys!
Im sure he meant no offense.
A few weeks ago there was a long back and forth where someone here declared that if you had more than x amount of drinks in a certain period you were a hopeless alcoholic. It was a hard and fast rule that was not up for discussion and was defended to the point if ridiculousness. Im thinking that xone was just joking about that.
Thank you, Skipper. I remember that discussion. I was part of it. That’s the problem with being literal. I tend to focus on the current rather than trying to build the right context. Thank you.
My gut instinct tells me that she is visiting Mola Ram.
I always figured the firing squad was pretty effective.
Nice presentation!
In Camera
Does it say anything about Seagram's V.O. Gold?
#AskingForAFren
See freepmail.
Great stuff on the Art.
Youre all man.
#noFauxBro
after the smoke clears, maybe “Q” should go the way of Mark Felt...unknown until after death.
Texted with my buddy from Hawaii yesterday. I was asking if he knew about Q and he responded in the affirmative and then referred to the parties as demorats and derpublicans. I see ‘derp’ all over the place now.
This thread has been pulled.
Pulled on 12/13/2018 6:10:24 PM PST by Jim Robinson, reason:
personal attacks, flamewars, childishness, q crap flamewars etc
Sad ;(
Called En Camera.
Liver has to inside the body, for that beneficial effect to occur.
:-D
Somebody pointed out that in China you can’t criticize the government but otherwise you can say pretty much what you want. Unlike here.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.