Years ago there was a problem with people breaking into cars at a large mall nearby...a few friends and I decided to do just that with a friends van.
After a day of preparing we drove back up to the mall and parked the van (with ...8 gift wrapped boxes with dog chit, cat turds,and used cooking oil from a White Castle. It didn’t take
long for 4 ferals to show up, check out the van, and they moved along,..after ten minutes they came back in a small car. As they pulled up
they jumped out of the car ran to the van,yanked open the side door(unlocked) *smiles* and off they went...It’s worth the effort,especially with cam cameras now a days.....
Kids used to put a snake in a purse and leave it on the hood of a car at the Zayre.
I knew an older lady who was having a terrible time with someone stealing her hanging plants off of her porch. I offered to help. I bought two cheep hanging baskets and after a quick trip to the woods my carefully protected hands and arms had produced two beautiful arrangements of poison ivy. They were stolen a few nights later, but nothing was after that.