[Fightin Whitey]

Everyone who ever eats raw cookie dough eventually dies.

There is no escaping science.

[oldasrocks]

I need a GRANT. The money will be used to give the chickens an education of not pooping where they lay eggs and to use wet ones when they wipe.

I’m sure the lectures we give to the chickens will be listened to and respected so we can end this cookie dough problem once and for all.