An Irish housewife was sick to death of her husband’s drinking & staggering in drunk at all hours. So she made herself up to be the spitting image of the old Devil himself, complete with luminous painted face, to try & scare him straight.
Around three a.m. the husband awoke to see himself confronted by the frightful phantasm. He blurted, “A-a-a-nd who might you be!!?”
The wife said, “Yer sins have damned ye unto Hell!! I am the Old Nick and I’ve come to carry you AWAY!!!”
At that the husband cheerfully got up, walked around and took the `devil’ by the arm and said, “Aweel, aweel! Leave us be going then, shall we? I am married to your sister!”
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That’s funny! Thanks.