"Hey--Dirty lil Schiff-for-brains--how many little kiddies ya got stashed in the Standard Hotel for "fun"?"
or
"Hey Schiffty, How many kids ya got scheduled for the orgy at the Standard Hotel?"
or
"Hey Schiffty--When's your next kiddy romp at the Standard Hotel?"
or
Hey Schiffty--How much are you paying the parents to pimp out their kids to you at the standard hotel--or did you just steal em off the street?"
Oh Jocko, I so love the way you think!