[Pontiac]

Your lawn appears to be burned out. I suspect your soil is acidic.

I recommend we lime your lawn and a strict watering regime.

Oh, and we should treat for grubs 5 times a year.

I estimate around $1200 a year for 5 treatments.

[gathersnomoss]

What about the burned grass? The wife can’t have that. Why not just use pea gravel and make the lawn a rock garden?

[tet68]

Don’t forget checking the Martian termite traps
twice a year, and the cost of asteroid insurance.