I have a file on me being investigated by the FBI.
Long story but I was not impressed by them at all and made it very clear to them that I thought they were idiots.
When I left, I flipped them off and told them to F$&k off.
One of the best days of my life.
Additionally, my phone was tapped and I would talk about the FBI while talking to friends.
One day I would love to see my file.
If I am talking to a government employee, that meeting or call is being recorded.