You could have used turkey and had one for the bottom right from the start. Missed an opportunity, there.
rwood
I spent a summer tending a flock of turkeys, once.
Every morning, let them out, watch over them all day and then count them before I put them back at night.
One night, came up one short.
Hunted it for hours, and found it, and for reasons only it knew, it decided to ‘nest’ in a nice, warm pool of tar.
OMG, never again.
Stupidest things on earth.