Posted on 11/24/2018 10:42:05 AM PST by lightman
Well, were they firm, young breasts or were they saggy baggies?
>>What cliched the arrest was when she farted in his general direction. A man can only take so much abuse before he snaps!<<
Back in ‘68 I was in a bar late one night in Ciudad Acuna across the Rio Grande from Del Rio Texas. A beautiful senorita was sitting on my lap revealing her best parts, and things were really starting to “look up”. That’s when she ruined my expectations by blowing off a loud, burrito-loaded fart. I’ll never forget it.
Dammit, Mom!
fortes fortuna juvat wrote:
***Back in ‘68 I was in a bar late one night in Ciudad Acuna across the Rio Grande from Del Rio Texas. A beautiful senorita was sitting on my lap revealing her best parts, and things were really starting to “look up”. That’s when she ruined my expectations by blowing off a loud, burrito-loaded fart. I’ll never forget it.***
The horror of it makes me empathize with you...
“Once you’ve seen one woman naked...
you want to see the rest of them naked!”
-—Ron white
fortes fortuna juvat -
Rock on, Deo juvante!
I don’t think troopers should have exposed breasts while making arrests (Headline Police)
My second year on road patrol a young woman offered to “have relations” with me if I would not ticket her for speeding. Then gasped “you’re mot going to ticket me for that,too?!”
She and her friend were young,attractive and apparently quite free with their favors.
And accepting her offer would have had enormous costs.
That’s not taunting, it’s a legal procedure known as “posting bail”.
Taunt me, baby. Taunt away ...!
Good thing that officer nipped it in the bud!
She passed away many years ago. Appeared on “Seinfeld” too. She was also in “Goodfellas”.
“And points on their own, sitting way up high. Way up firm and high...”
You should of stayed for 40 years instead of retiring after 30 like a wuss heh.
I am joking of course. The real reason is probably a larger percentage of people had better morals in the past. That’s my honest best guess.
She was in a movie based on James Lee Burke’s character, Dave Robicheaux. Heaven’s Prisoners? She was Robicheaux’s wife and had a topless scene on a balcony. I was appalled at how bad her breasts looked. Very saggy and she was quite young at the time.
shotgun wrote:
“And points on their own, sitting way up high. Way up firm and high...”
Bob Seger marketing to H.S. kids with boners. Shameless.
Workin’ on the ‘Night Moves’, really?
Lowest common denominator.
Seger wrote that song in the back seat of his ‘60 Chevy on that Delightful, Blissful VERY GAY night that he proposed ‘marriage’ to his future ‘wife’...
Prove me wrong.
HA!
‘68? I guess not!
>>‘68? I guess not!<<
Say what?
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