I think you need your own BAGSTER’S BAGS thread whereon you pontificate at length about whatever issues of the day strike your fancy . . . kind of like the ponderings of BILBO BAGGINS BAGSTER of the Shire . . .
would we call it Bag End of All Trolls? He would be descended upon by dwarves taking him off on adventures to far-flung threads fighting trolls. Life would never be the same. His own Bag End of All Trolls (BEAT) would tame in comparison never being the same comfy hole-in-the-ground again.
No, I think Bagster better stay here with the FreeQs in his own designated office within the Qanteen. I hear his the Oracle Office door is round tho. With some scratched paint left by a wizard staff.