Bagster
You just can’t win with the Fake News Media. A big story today is that because I have pushed so hard and gotten Gasoline Prices so low, more people are driving and I have caused traffic jams throughout our Great Nation. Sorry everyone!
At the ceremony held to pardon the presidential Thanks Giving turkey, “The White House held an online contest to determine which bird should be pardoned. Trump identified the “lucky bird” as Peas.
“This was a fair election,” joked the president, whose wife, first lady Melania Trump, joined him for the act of mercy in the White House Rose Garden. “Unfortunately, Carrots refused to concede and demanded a recount, and we’re still fighting with Carrots. But I will tell you, we’ve come to a conclusion, Carrots. I’m sorry to tell you, the result did not change. That’s too bad for Carrots.”
Bagster
You gotta love the drivebys. If they didn’t have bias,lies or mockingbirds writers they couldn’t exist.