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The award shows get lower and lower ratings, and the Fake News Dinner alters its format. Too much winning!

nfl America-hating thug fest: dead.       hollywood America-hating self-congratulatory maroon fests: dead.        abc America-hating roseanne-less snoozefest: dead.

it's getting better all the time.

[Peter ODonnell]

I could think of a way to make the correspondents’ dinner very funny, just order them all into the kitchen and tell them they’re appetizers.