Climate change makes polyandry more likely ...See he's smiling!
Posted on 11/19/2018 9:55:57 AM PST by Sub-Driver
Climate change will make us more likely to wet the bed and may trigger a plague of ticks, snakes and VOLES as 'devastating' droughts and flooding send nature haywire by 2100
Researchers found 467 different ways greenhouse gasses affect humanity
These include impacts on human health, food, water, economy and security
As emissions increase, society faces a much larger threat from climate change than previously thought
By Harry Pettit For Mailonline
Published: 11:00 EST, 19 November 2018 | Updated: 12:00 EST, 19 November 2018
Climate change will make us more likely to wet the bed and trigger a plague of ticks, snakes and voles, research claims.
A rise in 'devastating' droughts, floods, wildfires and other weather events caused by global warming will impact nature in a number of bizarre ways, the study shows.
As emissions increase, society faces a much larger threat from climate change than previously thought, the team from University of Hawaii in Manoa said.
They analysed thousands of scientific papers on climate change, uncovering 467 different ways that greenhouse gases impact life on Earth.
They include an increase in floods, drought, wildfires and hurricanes that the team projects will hit both rich and poor communities.
Some of the stranger effects included changes to animal behaviour, including ticks, snails and snakes.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
Well...leftists are already bed wetters, so.......
Climate change probably causes acne, too.
As long as we are throwing everything into the “caused by” hopper.
Finally! A climate change thread that does not warrant the usual Goebbels image.
Sounds like a well settled prophecy.
Won't pay my mortgage or clean up what my wife's dog leaves in the yard.
Wow, we’re playing every card available now. What’s left to sell this drivel?
Where is the obligatory picture of Herr Goebbels ?
I heard that widows & orphans & the homeless will be the hardest hit, and seniors will thrown out on the street.
Climate change wiped out the dinosaurs. It eliminated most of life as far south as the south of France, and southern New England USA (glaciers). Yup, bad thing that climate change.
In the past 30 years, GW has made me age 30 years. It’s taken the hair from my head and made it grown from my ears. It’s also made my waistline grow. I think it’s also given me arthritis in a few spots too. The horrors.
Well, I known have to pee more when it gets real cold,...
Holy moly they are getting weirder and wilder with their CO2 fantasies.
Jake Blues, updated:
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! IT WAS CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!
Snow shoe accidents should be reduced by global warming, however, climate change causes excess ear wax buildup
Liberalism is responsible for the bed wetting.
Creating their own Wives tales and myths is all they have left ,LOL
Climate change won’t take the garbage out and snores!
Ah, the minimum daily Climate Change disaster report.
What a bunch of clowns.
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