....and he handle that affair between Minnie and Goofy fairly well...
Free Mickey Mouse!
One of the funniest things I saw when stationed at Hahn Air Base, in Germany, involved “Mickey Mouse”.
It was a long weekend, and a couple of buddies and me were just touring around Deutschland.
We found a small, out-of-the-way town, and decided to stop at a Gaesthaus (Guest House, or, Pub) for a couple of beers. After having a couple of brews, I had to visit the “Herren” room (the Men’s room).
It was one of those small, German, bathrooms where you took a leak on a stone/slate wall with constant water running down it.
As I was taking care of business, I looked up on the wall, and there - in plain English - was written, “Mickey Mouse was a Jew”.
That cracked me up, partially because at the time I had no idea that Walt Disney was Jewish...and would have seen no significance in it anyway, I didn’t care one way or the other.
But the scenario of this being a German town, buried in the boonies, and seeing that graffiti in plain English just struck me as hilarious...
That’s all.
Mickey Mouse is clearly gay.
Otherwise he and Minnie would have 139 billion offspring by now.
My idea, Disney will be very very pleased to have more gay characters to satisfy the ever growing gay population that experts say is doubling every year.
Heh, just wait until Mickey’s brother comes out of the closet in next year’s new Mikey Mouse cartoon.
Walt had standards.
The Disney empire’s woke motto is: “Standards? We don’t need no stinkin’ standards.”
Ninety years And steamboat willey is still not public domain
He as the “first black” mouse to become a millionaire.
He WAS the “first black” mouse to become a millionaire.