So he beat himself to death?
I don’t trust these nnettle articles at all. Sensational as anything.
so they would have us believe.
At least he didn’t shoot himself in the head 7 times with a six gun.
He jumped off the balcony.
Cops say (this is DC now) that he was found right at the garage door exit of the condo building that he was living at...just laying there next to the doorway. This was over at the Navy Yard district of DC (north side of the Anacostia River). Time that the cops found the guy...around 5:30 AM.
Some folks are suggesting that he fell from a balcony/window. Cops didn’t suggest that theory...they just suggest it’s all suicidal (maybe there is some note but no one has said that in public).
Did he fall down a flight of stairs? Or was he thrown down a flight of stairs?
There is too much missing from the article.
We wait.
That, and he shot himself 9 times in the back of the head to make sure.
It was a 10-round magazine, but he died before he could squeeze off the tenth round... 
Takes almost as much discipline as shooting yourself in the back of the head twice.
Reminds me of a couple of jokes.
A black was found at the bottom of an Alabama lake, wrapped in chains. The sheriff speculated, “Looks like he stole more chain than he could swim with.”
In other news, a man in a truck plowed into two black hitch-hikers, sending one through the truck windshield and knocking the other ten yards down the road.
When the truck driver asked the responding officer what the charges would be, the officer said, “Well, we’ll get the one that came in the windshield for breaking and entering, and the other for leaving the scene of an accident.”