Sorta reminds me of a US MARINE spotted by an IRAQI soldier.
The Iraqi runs back to camp and reports to his CO.
CO says get me 50 snipers and A B & C Company, we are ‘gonna get us a Marine’.
The force marches out of camp and heads for the Marine.
Another scout goes running back to the CO and whispers something in his ear.
CO-—”GET BACK!! GET BACK UNDER COVER!! FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH, GET BACK!!! THERE ARE TWO OF THEM”
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