Men are now afraid to give women CPR in case they’re accused of sexual assault

Yahoo ^ | November 6, 2018 | Rob Waugh

[backwoods-engineer]

Nope. Not me.

[Hootowl99]

Yep, that appliance is also packaged with most larger first aide kits

[Mom MD]

You should try it as a physician. Every 2 years I have to take a course in ACLS (advanced cardiac life support) from the Red Cross to maintain hospital privileges. Little of the information is useful past your first course and some is frankly wrong. If treatment changes in any other areas word is spread through professional journals , conferences etc. But with resuscitation algorithms I am required to take an expensive worthless and time consuming class.... Nice racket for the Red Cross....

[cyclotic]

I’ve had a decent amount of first aid experience and some training. Current in Wilderness First Aid. Never done CPR and hope to never have to.

From what I’ve read though, I have to agree with you.

[RegulatorCountry]

It’s very common for resuscitated near-drowning victims to vomit immediately, we were advised of that likelihood in training. As far as others being given CPR, I can’t say but it stands to reason that they’d experience severe nausea.

[OriginalChristian]

At the NHL rink in STL when it was still called Scottrade center a few years ago during the playoffs. Two women in blue T shirts coming the other way through the tunnel. Both shirts emblazoned with ‘My Cup Size is Stanley’. We laughed so hard I thought I was going to cough up a lung.

[Redleg Duke]

You broads asked for it or enabled those who were.

You got it! Enjoy your self-actualiztion!

[60Gunner]

All those feminazis can go resuscitate themselves.

[sparklite2]

EMTs already know to use a respiratory appliance for giving mouth to mouth.

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I guess they don’t use that EMT text any more. You know, “How to Give Artificial Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation Without Becoming Emotionally Involved.”

[Boogieman]

At this point, laws on the books only exist for progressive judges to invalidate.

[Eagles6]

Depends on the type of cardiac arrest, how much damage to the heart, how quickly and correctly CPR is done, how quickly defib is done if shockable.

Coronary occlusion, congestive heart failure, coronary artery disease...chances are pretty slim...less tha 3% overall, I think.

[a fool in paradise]

men’s fear, right

Feminazis lie in wait to pounce is all

Every man has been put on notice that he is guilty of original sin and he alone

[Crucial]

There’s a possible sexual harassment suit that can be leveled whatever your sexual orientation. This can easily branch out so that no one can get CPR from a civilian.