Cookie Monster-Woman Ordered $1600 of Girl Scout Cookies & Refused to Pay Keeping Them for Herself

Daily Mail ^ | 11-10-18 | Daily Mail Reporter

[sevinufnine]

A woman from Ohio has been caught with her hand in the cookie jar, literally. Noel Hines, 31, accepted a large order for Girl Scout cookies to sell for her daughter's troop in March, but when time came for the bill to be paid, the Girls Scouts claim they never received any payment. Girl Scout officials and police say they then tried to contact Hines several times over a period of six months but were never successful at reaching her in order to retrieve the $1,600 that they were owed. 'That's the way the cookie crumbles,' North College Hill police wrote in a Facebook post.

Earlier this week Hines was arrested for unrelated charges and charged with theft at the North College Hill Mayor's court.

[ClearBlueSky]

Well them cookies be gone. Watch her sue saying they gave her health problems or something.

[PeterPrinciple]

A spokesperson with the Girls Scouts of Western Ohio said these situations are rare and adult volunteers undergo background checks.

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I bet the background check showed the problem but if they refused they feared being called racists, so, “HERE’S YOU COOKIES!”

[sevinufnine]

A good poster child for GS cookies:

[sevinufnine]

Or maybe this?

[V K Lee]

:-)

[dinodino]

Those cookies are so expensive, $1600 is the cost of ten boxes.

[Big Red Badger]

160. A Box?!?
Get Some,
Made from Real Girl Scouts!

[moovova]

Even worse...

I run the risk of being called a “fattest”.

[House Atreides]

The pride of American genetics. ;-)

[shanover]

What about the POS who defrauded Trump supporters with her fraud solicitation? That one is Amish also.

[sevlex]

She must have thought those were “Obama Cookies”.

[UnwashedPeasant]

Girl Scouts is a child-labor and Leftist indoctrination racket.

[ronniesgal]

how do you work abortion into this story?

[unixfox]

What type of cookies?

They certainly weren't Thin Mints!

[Vaduz]

Another dim witted scammer busted duh.

[A_perfect_lady]

Clearly has a personality disorder or something. Probably should be tested for Toxoplasmosis, at the very least.

[Nifster]

Not surprised

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Looks like someone just fell off the left tail of the Bell Curve.
 

[Right Wing Assault]

She done et dem aw!

[dfwgator]

Sic these girls on her...