“You mean I’m going to stay this color?”
Well done.
You are fast.
I would put that in a top 10 funny lines list.
You can, "identify" as whatever you want! Color, creed, tribe, gender.
Orientation? Animal, vegetable or mineral. LGBetoQwertyBBQBLT Front hole, Back hole...
GM, Ford, Microsoft or Apple. You don't have to, "pass". You don't even have to try! This is not your grandpappy's Crayola box! Try to keep up.