[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

She should also offer her uniquely exotic brain to science after she passes from this world.

DANG!

[Salamander]

Read the headline and first thought was “Isn’t she really needing a few quarts of a virgin’s blood?”

I reckon the entrails might suffice, too.

/screw that old bat

[Salamander]

Wow, I was kidding but there is this:

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Wait, there’s more.

“I was just talking to a friend about this,” says Michael J. McClure, an associate professor of art history at the University of Wisconsin. “Like, what could we do? What could we do to help Ruth Bader Ginsburg? Could we protect her with packing peanuts? Then it turned into, ‘I need to become a vampire. Like in ‘Twilight.’ I need to become a vampire so I can make her a vampire with eternal life.’ If I’m damned to eternal life myself, so be it. It’s a sacrifice worth making.”

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Written last year...maybe they succeeded.

Dang.