Greyhounds make wonderful pets. They are awesome dogs and love to run. They also love a comfortable couch. The people of Florida are idiots. They are not mistreated at the tracks. Thanks to the idiots in Florida thousands of dogs are now in danger.
Plot for the pilot of The Simpsons. Homer doesn’t get his bonus and can’t buy Christmas gifts for the family. But their gift becomes a greyhound, Santa’s Little Helper, who gets chased away from the track for being a loser.
Best line from Bart: “And if he ever runs away, he’ll be easy to catch!”