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To: JockoManning

Well, there is a limit to that science. Choose carefully.

-SB


1,251 posted on 11/09/2018 11:00:04 PM PST by Snowybear
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To: Snowybear
Oh Dear Me! The science of flabby cheeks. No doubt studied by a lot of PhD candidates in California--maybe, particularly around San Francisco? NO doubt with lots of huge grants at public expense.

When really, all that's needed in a lot of such cases are very large 'baby wipes' and significantly larger pieces of fabric to cover the eye sores.

Reminds me of a Dr Murray Banks joke from his WHAT TO DO UNTIL THE PSYCHIATRIST COMES on youtube from 40+ years ago Phoenix dinner talk:

One day a proctologist and a psychiatrist decided to go into business together. {laughter} I see you can think of the possibilities already.

Well, they wanted to come up with a short name that described what they did. The first idea was REARS & QUEERS. No, that wouldn't do. The 2nd idea was NUTS & BUTTS. No. That wasn't very dignified either.

Know what they settled on? ODDS & ENDS.

With that, I close this post before it gets even more like the south end of a northbound donkey.

1,264 posted on 11/09/2018 11:11:48 PM PST by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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