A memorial where lobsters MAY HAVE died? What?
“A memorial where lobsters MAY HAVE died? What?”
Well, yeah ! Some of those lobsters may have used the event to escape into the woods and live on the run. Many of them may have went on to lead productive lives, raising families and buying homes.
One of them is even rumored to be D.B. Cooper !
“A memorial where lobsters MAY HAVE died? What?”
We live in a time where memorials to lobsters are funded and memorials to heroic American soldiers are destroyed.
Reminds me of what Paul Harvey used to say: when small men make big shadows, sunset is near.
I'm way ahead of the PETA crowd...
I commemorate the sacrificial death of lobsters in the ancient fashion...
...on an ancient pure white porcelain table with four fire pits there is the Eternal Pilot Light that prepares the way for their spiritual return to the Vast Celestial Sea from whence they came...immersed into the Vessel of Passage, symbolic of the vast seas, their souls are released. Their remains, anointed lavishly with sweet butter are ceremoniously consumed with Blessed Beer and this is good. Scuttle along dear lobster in the Celestial Sea...
We pen them until process and price grant value.
Most humans would last few hours on ocean waters in a steel cup. Price is based on the fearlessness of those who understand they are dead in few minutes, if the tub rolls over.
Those of understanding will take the fake, to a safe destination, to see a humpback.
Open ocean is more dangerous than what we call space, if one has been here or there.
More men have walked on the moon than those of who have walked the sea floor. Our planet is 73% ocean. Average depth 2 miles.
Our precurss presently live below five miles. They are probably not even concerned with our presence. They live below and above water and earth.
It is etheral. Some say demon, others angel.
I say let PETA build it. Let them spend as much of their own money doing it. Then once it is built, give it a month and take the statue down. When PETA and their liberal supports start bitching, toss it back in their face.