It will be hard too catch him if he start’s cheating on her. Wait till she shows up with a baby to collect welfare and claims the baby-daddy is a ghost.
In related news...
While Realm and her ghostly lover, Ray, will be getting married next summer, they are following in the footsteps of another woman from the UK. She married the ghost of an 18th-century pirate.
“She married the ghost of an 18th-century pirate.”
Of course she did. The ladies are always marrying the ghosts of pirates, princes, and adventurers.
You never hear: “I married the ghost of a 19th century bookkeeper’s assistant”.