Triple LOL!
“...Sanders still couldn’t figure out why kids kept avoiding his front door altogether.”
Ditto. There are so many kids in favor of the BS (Bernie Sanders) plan. But they lost their enthusiasm when the witch down the street tp’d Bernie’s trees, egged the windows, vaselined the door handle, cut the doorbell wires, and left a flaming bag of doggie-doo on the front porch. And promised them more candy.
Of course, her flying monkey minions gave Bernie his own grocery store of candy, if he would shut off the lights and went to be early. So he did.
And we all lived happily after when the brave warrior took a firehose to every place the witch had been (and a few she hadn’t) and melted her chances of taking over the neighborhood. But she keeps us laughing with her blatherings from beyond the grave.
I thought this thread was about Sarah Sanders, and I was hoping for a pic of her in her Naughty French Maid costume.