I JUST THOUGHT OF MR ROOROO’s AND MY PERSONAL ENCOUNTER WITH AL GORE, AKA THE GORON! LMAO!!
We were about to board a relatively small jet in Hartford, Connecticut. This was in the fall of 2001, after the SoreLoserman defeat in 2000. Suddenly, here comes The Goron at the last minute, pushing to the front of the passenger line with (what appeared to be) two Secret Service agents.
When we got on the plane, The Goron was sitting in first class with the seats all around kept empty. He was pretending to be reading a magazine. But he was actually holding the magazine up to hide most of his face, and the magazine was held to the side just enough so The Goron could watch all of us walk by with one eyeball. He really seemed CRAZY paranoid, pretending to read, but really just staring at everyone walking by.
Nobody acknowledged or said hello to him. After Mr. Roo Roo walked by the Goron, he said in a very loud voice, “Boy, I hope they have enough room in the overhead compartments for my LOCK BOX!!” I burst out laughing, I couldn’t help it. A couple of other passengers got the joke and giggled also.
Remember how the Goron campaigned against Bush about putting the Social Security fund in a “Lock Box”? LMAO
Okay, I admit, that was probably rude, but Mr. RooRoo and I couldn’t help ourselves. :0)
A couple my friends were surprised that I kept my mouth shut as I walked by Pelosi.She just sat there with that stupid grin on her face and I think pretty much no one recognized her.