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To: MagnoliaB
You learn to keep your sword sharp.

Sometimes you have to return to North Shao Lin temple. master a new gung fu style, and return to defeat the South Shao Lin masters. The ultimate style is to combine all styles into one.

It is most effective, allowing you to switch styles during the fight to counter their gung fu, and they remain off balance. It is the path to sure victory. Truth is an ammunition that can be just as effective as clocking someone right between the eyes with a rock.

Marry me?

FR certainly isn’t my one and only rodeo over the past decades.

I hear you. I, too, have been internet nerding since Algore gave us this gift. I was there when LOL was an infant. I invented it's cousin PMP (pee my pants) and it's funnier brother PIMP (pee n my pants). I was in the birthplace of KEK and saw the live birth.

You are correct, and I am aware of the tendencies on forum/chat platforms and have felt the politics very often, as I will suffer no scalliwags or hooligans kindly. They often feel the effect of my powerful and unsurpassed gung fu stylings.

I recognize a well trained and experienced compatriot when I see one.

“If so, I wanna recruit you to the Q Valkyrie Brigade.” I hate to admit I’m not up to speed on what that is.

It's just a little something I made up as I was typing it. It's a squad of "feisty" women who are being put together to engage the enemy in the internet derp wars we are currently engaged in. Let me introduce you to blu and TexasMom. They will show you to your locker and the break room.

😉

Bagster


1,929 posted on 11/02/2018 11:43:52 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: bagster

“I hear you. I, too, have been internet nerding since Algore gave us this gift. I was there when LOL was an infant. I invented it’s cousin PMP (pee my pants) and it’s funnier brother PIMP (pee n my pants). I was in the birthplace of KEK and saw the live birth.”

One day maybe we will share war stories and I tell you what I coined ; )

“I will suffer no scalliwags or hooligans kindly. “

True gentlemen don’t.

“It’s just a little something I made up as I was typing it. “

I see. I am flattered our conversation inspired it and to be included with the others you named.

“internet derp wars “

Haaahaaaahaaaa.......that’s too funny! I’m trying to envision the proper attire for that.........are derps something in gaming?


2,251 posted on 11/03/2018 5:21:45 PM PDT by MagnoliaB (You can't always get what you want but if you try sometime you might find, you get what you need.)
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