[FirstFlaBn]

That’s only the beginning -

There’s a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn’s broken out in fights.
There’s a traffic jam in Harlem
That’s backed up to Jackson Heights.
There’s a scout troop short a child,
Khrushchev’s due at Idlewild
Car 54, Where Are You?

[onemiddleamerican]

I don’t remember the episodes, but I remember the song. Thanks for the memories :-)

[mass55th]

Toody and Muldoon.

[FES0844]

Not to worry. Big Bird tells us crime is down.