FWIW, Don’t EVAH fly Turkish Airlines.
At one time they were the most dangerous airline in the world.
In the ‘60s I had a TA flight from Istanbul to Izmir, with a Muslim woman holding a goat on her lap.
I kid you not!
“In the ‘60s I had a TA flight from Istanbul to Izmir, with a Muslim woman holding a goat on her lap.”
That goat was her husbands girlfriend, or next wife.
“I kid you not!”
I believe you.
Life is stranger than fiction or satire.