To: Snickering Hound
Old joke:
Husband comes home: Honey, pack your bags! I just won the lottery!
Wife: Thats great dear. What should I pack for, the beach or mountains?
Husband: I don’t care. Just pack up and get out!
66 posted on
10/22/2018 12:10:58 PM PDT by
posterchild
(anti-science: thinking a fetus is distinct from a tumor and sex is determined by chromosomes)
To: posterchild
Husband comes home one day and tells his wife, “Remember when you said that if I win the lotto you’ll take half and leave?”. “Yes”, replies the wife. The husband hands her $50 and says “See ya.”
96 posted on
10/22/2018 3:04:25 PM PDT by
Libloather
(Trivial Pursuit question - name the first female to lose TWO presidential elections!)
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