Honestly? You thought McKenzie Phillips...the ugliest teenage girl ever on TV...was the hot one? If that's the case, what did you think of Valerie Bertinelli?
Knowing what happened to McKenzie Phillips as a child explains the unhappiness you could see in her on that show. Valerie was chubby, but still hotter. She has aged much better, too.
He thinks Val was too fat. I never thought Michelle Phillips was all that attractive in the first place, kind of a fish mouth, her and fat ass Mama Cass. Not a very attractive band. The Jefferson Airplane/Starship was better, they had Grace Slick who was a Zooey Deschanel or Katy Perry sort of super-cutie. Joni Mitchell - loved her music but never liked it when she came on the teevee cuz God really whacked her with the ugly stick. On the other side you had guys like David Crosby. . . really?
Oh, and every individual I just mentioned was an intelligence asset.
I thought she was chunky with a little snout face.
I, on the other hand, thought Valerie Bertinelli was the cutest little thing I had ever seen when she was about 16 and started out on that show. Both of them were undoubtedly violated six ways to Sunday on that set. Kinda takes the shine off those innocent old family sitcoms no?