It's not as if Opie and Queen Moochie were on vacation the full 8 years of their infestation.
They only vacationed half that time.
The other half they spent bad mouthing America and throwing trashy ghetto parties in the White House.
Well, B.O. did have a phone and pen, so he spent a bit of time signing away the future of our children and our country! That had to cut into the “hate America” and vacay time. I am amazed Obimbo had any time to party hearty! What a trooper!