I’m sitting on a flight right now as I’m reading this (not Frontier, though I fly them frequently), and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Passengers next to me probably wishing I had an emotional support squirrel. And considering the virtual petting zoo that boarded the aircraft ahead of me, that would fit right in.
I read a story about a woman who trying to bring a “support rat” on a plane. They said no, and she flushed it down the toilet. So much for support.